Sunday, August 15, 2010

In Dependence Day

The title is not a typo. It is meant to be so. Today we are still in dependence. If not, Narayanamurthy will be jobless and bankrupt.

First I came to know about this I-Day only yesterday. I read somewhere "The PM's address to the nation". Although its the same old flour ground by "old" men time and again, thanks to the media. Every year I gather that August 15 is approaching only from them. They have a dedication to national service. They always publish this speech, come what may.

Every "proud" Indian wishes a "Happy I-Day" on FB, Orkut and wherever there is social networking. Isn't it rather an irony that Happy and I-Day are next to each other in the same sentence? Even more irony follows: those who wish on FB/Orkut are non-resident Indians. Of course they are happy abroad enjoying the western life-style and start cribbing about India as soon as they land here on vacation or for permanent settlement after being sent back by their adopted countries. This "Happy I-Day" from NRIs seems a little sarcastic to me. I am reminded of Cartman's "Screw you guys; I am going home" in Southpark.

Feeling independence is rather tricky especially when we don't actually know what independence means. But we can always list what happiness means to us in a typical Indian way.

Things make us happy only when:
  • people from outside our state do not settle down in our state
  • we steal jobs in other countries while we support the above point rigorously at home
  • politicians loot as much as they can and on retirement pass on their power to their children
  • there is a tax reimbursement for everything we buy including condoms and sanitary napkins (after all we spend a lot on the former only to help government tackle growing population)
  • the elected members discuss important issues through their footwear
  • media confuse us to the most possible extreme that we do not even understand who they target
  • vote for color TV-sets
  • we talk for hours about Indian democracy abroad and take pride in it without fail when we have not even voted once in general elections
I don't understand our proud Indians who adopt western culture and waiting for years to become a citizen of the adopted country and one more year for the passport. Some of them even seek to start families abroad calculating that its a shortcut to speedy citizenship. I am not complaining. I am just frustrated that I am not able to understand "Happy I-Day". Maybe I am overqualified to learn. Only that we depend a lot on adopted country 'theory'. Today we are still in dependence. In my opinion, I-Day is In Dependence Day!

I would like to extend my wishes on this day: Screw you guys, Happy I-Day!

1 comment:

Naresh said...

I too get a very strange feeling on these patriotic holidays like I-day and R-day.

Integration and democracy has to arrive in completeness before we can stop yearning for improvement.

But, I can see cause for hope. When we look towards places where freedom is taken away from people, only then can we appreciate what we have. I agree that corruption is rampant and we distrust our own compatriots from other regions, but this does not take away that we still have a better functioning democracy than most countries that achieved independence between 1947 and 1960. So, there is a lot to do, but there is cause for hope. We need to channel this annoyance into some sort of positive action on chance.