In continuation to my previous blog...
Since none had the address I gave up on GOD. One day, out of the blues, my kith and kin decided to give a green signal to my proposal. Something in me said that it was the Hand of GOD. So I wanted to thank GOD. I hit the bed that night thinking how.
The next morning. I woke up to an invitation card being slid under my door. The card read:
You are invited.
Pick up at 0800 hrs – GOD
I didn't believe at first. No one around me reads my blog to play pranks. Thoughts went deep. Something drew my attention. It was the every half-an-hour church-bell. What if this was true?
If this was GOD then I had only half-an-hour left. I didn't want to waste time anymore. I started to freshen up. All through my shower I was dreaming about riding on a white-horses-driven chariot in space to realize answers to perennial questions: Is GOD a He or She? Where does He/She live?
The moment hourly church-bell rang at 0800 hrs something drew me. All of a sudden I found myself with a kind old man. He was very friendly and was performing a routine security check. I told him about the latest airport scanners. He was amused. I didn't get a chance to mention that my dreams of chariot ride have been ruined. I can live without that.
Soon after formalities the old man led me to the GOD's room. He asked me to be polite and not to question the credibility of creationism.
The room was glittering. Everything in the room was fair and lovely. The GOD Himself was glowing. He was very bright. As in stars. As in Sun. I did notice only later that I got the answer to one of my perennial questions. Yes, the GOD was HE. He shook my hands firmly and welcomed me to His oval office. I thanked Him for what He did. He didn't take me serious. As if it was the only one He did to me. Fair enough.
I asked Him where he lives. He said His residence was just above his office. I said that He was lucky enough to have both at one place. 'Not always', He sighed.
He called someone to serve me with wine. He mentioned beforehand that it was not His blood.
Playing it down and safe, I praised Him all along.
Me: Your Omnipotence is beyond my imagination.
He: I doubt that.
"But I know for sure that I am potent enough", He winked while a beautiful and equally glowing woman served me a glass of wine. He introduced Her to me as His wife, the GODDESS. I was fascinated and knew that this meeting was taking me to another level. More personal with the GOD.
Me: So Is Da Vinci Code true?
He: I read that one. Pretty interesting.
Me: But?
He: I prefer not to answer that for my own sake.
Desperately wanting to move away from that topic, He shot a question at me.
He: What do people think about me?
Me: I narrated my encounter with a Catholic friend who tried to explain the GOD in his own way:
"Assume that you have an examination tomorrow. You know nothing about it till this evening. You cannot read or focus anymore. You pray all through the night. The next morning answers will flow out of your mind from nowhere and you will pass the examination."
He smiled and noted down the details of my friend in one of His diaries. I noticed the title of the diary: "List of prospective Popes". "Always keep your enemies within your sight", He said of His strategy. How true.
We discussed many things and I found His views very liberal. He was annoyed with the concept of abortion apparently. However, at some point, I asked about His views on condoms. "As long as it fits" was the response. He mentioned that "one size fits all is a scam". I gathered from his pitiful face that He was a victim.
His glowing face did become dull when I brought up the recent discussion on child protection. "All I can say is that, Children, please keep away from Priests" was His advice. I understood that He accepted his failure. He had no GOD to blame it on. Poor He. I didn't know how to console Him.
I jumped out of my bed hearing the buzzer. It was delivery of the book that I ordered, "The GOD Delusion".
Wow, what a dream? A dream-come-true dream!
Since none had the address I gave up on GOD. One day, out of the blues, my kith and kin decided to give a green signal to my proposal. Something in me said that it was the Hand of GOD. So I wanted to thank GOD. I hit the bed that night thinking how.
The next morning. I woke up to an invitation card being slid under my door. The card read:
You are invited.
Pick up at 0800 hrs – GOD
I didn't believe at first. No one around me reads my blog to play pranks. Thoughts went deep. Something drew my attention. It was the every half-an-hour church-bell. What if this was true?
If this was GOD then I had only half-an-hour left. I didn't want to waste time anymore. I started to freshen up. All through my shower I was dreaming about riding on a white-horses-driven chariot in space to realize answers to perennial questions: Is GOD a He or She? Where does He/She live?
The moment hourly church-bell rang at 0800 hrs something drew me. All of a sudden I found myself with a kind old man. He was very friendly and was performing a routine security check. I told him about the latest airport scanners. He was amused. I didn't get a chance to mention that my dreams of chariot ride have been ruined. I can live without that.
Soon after formalities the old man led me to the GOD's room. He asked me to be polite and not to question the credibility of creationism.
The room was glittering. Everything in the room was fair and lovely. The GOD Himself was glowing. He was very bright. As in stars. As in Sun. I did notice only later that I got the answer to one of my perennial questions. Yes, the GOD was HE. He shook my hands firmly and welcomed me to His oval office. I thanked Him for what He did. He didn't take me serious. As if it was the only one He did to me. Fair enough.
I asked Him where he lives. He said His residence was just above his office. I said that He was lucky enough to have both at one place. 'Not always', He sighed.
He called someone to serve me with wine. He mentioned beforehand that it was not His blood.
Playing it down and safe, I praised Him all along.
Me: Your Omnipotence is beyond my imagination.
He: I doubt that.
"But I know for sure that I am potent enough", He winked while a beautiful and equally glowing woman served me a glass of wine. He introduced Her to me as His wife, the GODDESS. I was fascinated and knew that this meeting was taking me to another level. More personal with the GOD.
Me: So Is Da Vinci Code true?
He: I read that one. Pretty interesting.
Me: But?
He: I prefer not to answer that for my own sake.
Desperately wanting to move away from that topic, He shot a question at me.
He: What do people think about me?
Me: I narrated my encounter with a Catholic friend who tried to explain the GOD in his own way:
"Assume that you have an examination tomorrow. You know nothing about it till this evening. You cannot read or focus anymore. You pray all through the night. The next morning answers will flow out of your mind from nowhere and you will pass the examination."
He smiled and noted down the details of my friend in one of His diaries. I noticed the title of the diary: "List of prospective Popes". "Always keep your enemies within your sight", He said of His strategy. How true.
We discussed many things and I found His views very liberal. He was annoyed with the concept of abortion apparently. However, at some point, I asked about His views on condoms. "As long as it fits" was the response. He mentioned that "one size fits all is a scam". I gathered from his pitiful face that He was a victim.
His glowing face did become dull when I brought up the recent discussion on child protection. "All I can say is that, Children, please keep away from Priests" was His advice. I understood that He accepted his failure. He had no GOD to blame it on. Poor He. I didn't know how to console Him.
I jumped out of my bed hearing the buzzer. It was delivery of the book that I ordered, "The GOD Delusion".
Wow, what a dream? A dream-come-true dream!
5 comments:
Great Stuff dude!
Very well written. Many ideas there that would make one think.
Keep it rolling.
Reminds me of Bruce Almighty...:) Very well written...You Rock!
Ha ha surprise surprise and more surprise. I thoroughly enjoyed it :)
uffff.. is this what u dream now??
poor suni :P
how come your fantasy has all ingredients to make it a narrative bedtime stories? good one...
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